31. Turn off the light and hug the first person you can touch. Do you have any suggestions? 19. 40. Im not really into that type of thing. 15. Put ice cubes in your underwear and dance for 5 minutes with it. 11. Make eye contact with the person to your right and moan for 10 seconds. 42. Which category of the dirty dares do you like the most? Please include what you were doing when this page came up and the Cloudflare Ray ID found at the bottom of this page. Switch roles to become Simon. Just see how creative your crush can get with a single-word answer. Spend 30 minutes learning the WAP dance and send it to me, 118. 44. 36. Can you imagine? oh my gosh, i will definitely send this tonight! Say Im sleepy while having a serious conversation with your best friend. I love this! Take an item of food from the refrigerator and kiss it passionately for 60 seconds. Send a photo of what you think the least sexy part of your body is. 59. 5. Simon says touch your left shoulder with your right hand. i sent my boyfriend one of these sexy text messages and i got an instant response! flirting, 21. 5. What dirty dares over text messages for him? Simon says meow like a cat. Trace the lips of someone here and whisper something sexy. I cant help but feel like wed both be so much happier if you were in my bed right now. 6. Take a slow-mo video of you whipping your hair in a naughty way, 137. Send whichever photo is 5 photos back in your camera roll. 12. 9. Show us the last conversation you had with your partner. Ask your crush this question to see what kind of interesting answer they will come up with. i play fun with him like that! -this is just the perfect thing to say. Did someone fail multiple times? These could range from naughty to sexual dares over text and will definitely keep you and your crush hot and bothered for sure! Create a naughty playlist and send me the link to it, 139. 21. 4. Send a dirty text using only emojis to your best friend. 5. BNHA/MHA Simon Says (Dirty Edition ) | BNHA text/MHA textThis is the fifth video out of 8 videos that I'll upload for this daily upload special.-----. Say loud the one s#x position that you feel is largely overrated. Give this dare to your crush and see how well or how silly they can write poems. 11. Standing, sitting, bent over, lying down, etc. Place a hand in your partners underwear for the next round and try to arouse them. Is that why youre always hard in the morning? Do you like sex in the dark? I know youre thinking about something filthy. 9. Keep the other person interested in your message regardless of what happens. What do you think of me when we're not together? 23. How would you like a girl to tell you she likes you? You know that your crush will scramble to get into their sexiest outfit. 5. haha. texts to send your boyfriend, Tell me your entire roster of who youve smashed. these will absolutely get any guy in the mood! Kiss your favorite part in your partners body. The last person who isn't out is the winner, and is Simon for the next game. Hamburgers and pizza can also be sexy when eaten by the right person, am I right? 3. Describe what you would do if I was there with you. 2. We would be having so much fun if you were here right now. Simon Says roar like a lion. Turn on your partner by only touching their arms and hands. Lick or bite your lips in a more seductive way. Simon says act as if you were eating. 16. 1. Do you feel comfortable kissing in public? Early morning or late at night? great article! Questions About Everything is a participant in The Adventure Challenge Affiliate Program, Copyright 2023 Questions About Everything, How To Use These Dirty Truth or Dare Questions Over Text. Pretend to be a celebrity and give a long speech. my favorite is this one I have a surprise for youin my pants. omg this is getting me turned on already! Today Ive thought about you naked all day. Simon says touch your right knee with your left hand. Do I need to write a cheesy pick-up line, or can we just jump straight to dating? Make out with any of your body parts to any sensual song and take a short clip. Cloudflare Ray ID: 7a28fed9f95831e7 I thought youd like to know Im hot and bothered. 27. Call your partner from an unknown number and try to flirt with him/ her with a different voice. Can you imagine? LOL. 1. 20. Style yourself with your boyfriends shirt and send him a picture. Plus you get to find out what their favorite body part is at the same time. Simon says crisscross your legs. Simon says touch your nose. Tell us in the comment section! You need to get used to how you will give your proof via text as well. 18. 'I had a naughty dream last night and guess who was in it?' 5. 4. There are several actions that could trigger this block including submitting a certain word or phrase, a SQL command or malformed data. Mention five porn sites you have visited recently. 81. 21. Update your Whatsapp status with, I AM FEELING H#RNY for an hour. If you could have my mouth anywhere on your body, where would you want it to be? 2). Welcome to Questions About Everything! You can find some examples below of the dirty dares through text. Change your Facebook status to looking for a hookup.. Lets see how good you do! 14. Accidentally send a nasty text to one of your parents. 69. 12. Take off your partners bra using your teeth. Would you fake an orgasm to make someone happy? 39. 32. 10. Play a song using your butt cheeks as a drum and have someone guess it. 23. Tell me five things you dont like about me. This website is using a security service to protect itself from online attacks. Act out how you remember your first date in 30 seconds. Pick three naughty toys and send them to me; I will order one right now, 86. Send your partner a nude picture of yours. Would you like to be blindfolded during intimacy? Can you imagine? subtle and funny but most effective, i think! Tell your partner exactly what you want them to do. Lie down on the floor and let someone draw an outline of your body. Post a Facebook status saying I am coming. Give your partner a massage without using your hands. Give a PowerPoint presentation on sexual intimacy. Simon says walk like an old man. Name a celebrity that you have fantasized about. What color underwear are you wearing right now? Give someone a lap dance in a tone of a nursery rhyme. Drop a pin of where youd want to meet me in public to do it. When Simon gives a command with 'Simon says' in front of it, you have to do it, or you're out. If theres water nearby, its time to go skinny dipping! 9. Just put on some really crazy underwear. 38. I dare you to pole dance with an imaginary pole. Simon says count 1, 2, 3. Kiss someone in the room that youre attracted to. Having fun is an essential part of a healthy relationship. I had the funniest thing happen to me today, I forgot to put on underwear! will text my man this one -I really want to suck a popsicle or something. 23. 45. 31. 48. Take a selfie of your best orgasm face and send it to me, 98. What do you think you do best in bed? Lets have sex. Youll see if they have a good sense of humor if they do this! 28. Describe your last bedroom experience in detail. Its naughty ASMR! 36. What body part do you find the hottest about yourself? Three things I want to say: youre hot, youre sexy, and youre attractive. 8. Take a blindfolded selfie of yourself and post it on your timeline. 1. Simon says jump. [5] You can use naughty emojis like the eggplant () taco (), peach () or tongue (). All over! Do you believe in love at first sight? 11. Lets start the flirty dares over textwith your boyfriend. 15. Ive got to be honest, Im not that daring. 93. How quickly would you come round my house if I told you I wanted to get it on? 22. Make love with your partner for exactly 2 minutes (120 seconds) and STOP! Message something bold to someone hot youve been wanting to get to know. 17. 6. But still fuck me tonight? Is it their brain, their humor, or something on the physical side? 5. Can you guess what? "I love leaning my head on your strong shoulders" 2. Call your partner and try to seduce him/ her. 31. 500 Dirty Dares Over Text to Spice Things Up. Text your crush and then apologize saying it was a mistake. 19. You can never have enough selfies of your crush! Grab a broom and do a seductive dance with it. I dont know if youve noticed, but we have a lot of sexual tension. Touch someone elses tongue with yours. No judgments here! It will be funny and silly seeing them panic. "Use compliments to reinforce true things you love about them and having sex with them." 37. What body part are you most conscious of? Propose to your partner something you think might not be welcome for your bedroom moments. Remain silent and frozen for the next 60 seconds. Describe your ideal b#oty shape and size. My roommates are gone this weekend. thanks for the tips! Go to the bathroom and make intense moans and grunts and send me a video for proof! 6. Everyone has their own dance style. 20. 10. Prank call someone and pretend to be a s#x ad. "If you really twist my arm, I'll tell you what you were doing in my dream last night.". 31. 1. i always do this and my man likes it very much. 6. Drag your butt on the carpet like a dog from one end of the room to the next. Do you want to come over and do something physical? 96. Draw a photo of your partner and post it on social media with a sappy caption. 29. I thought we could celebrate by exploring my bedroom and discovering new places on my body. Everyone wants someone that can make them laugh! Lets wait and see how things go before moving forward. 4. 16. Give your perfect hand job for exactly 3 minutes. Time to play spin the bottle! 4. 24. 95. Try to turn on your partner by blowing on the back of their neck, alternating between cold and hot. 37. Beg your partner to do naughty things to you. 88. Describe your favorite position in detail but without saying what it is. things can get really hot, so better beware. See if the group can guess it! I would have to practice first though. 13. He grew up in the UK and enjoys spending his time traveling to new places, supporting Liverpool FC, and blogging about his adventures. 12. Show your partner your go-to porn video. Have you ever wanted to be tied up with handcuffs? no man can escape the thought of visualizing this for sure! 1. Its like getting the best present ever! i can definitely use some of these! Just keep things light and fun! Any idea where to put it? Give a foot massage to any willing participant. 115.124.120.233 "Love your bedroom voice. ;). Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. 47. 35. Dating, Take a nude selfie in the bathroom and show it to everyone for 3 seconds. Remember when we broke the bed? Sexily perform good foreplay on your partners ear to get them aroused. Put whipped cream on your nipples over facetime for me, 99. Sleep on the couch of your home for a week. Id tell you to guess what color underwear I have on but Im not wearing any. 20. 30. Recreate a demo of the first time when you tried doing it. Seduce your partner in a room where you have never had s#x before. Will you come hold my boobs? I guess I can do that if it means I get to see you like this. 23. I want to help you finish. Ask a stranger for advice on a strange rash youve recently developed. 13. 4. Now we're talking. Ask your crush to take a selfie and send it to you. Dare your crush into telling you their ultimate sexual fantasy, no judgments and no holds barred. glad i discovered these sexting examples and ideas! 13. If you're hesitant about being overly sexual right away, you can use other emojis too. Share with us the last voicemail you have sent to your ex. Simon says, put your hands on your waist and spin two times. When you know youre getting laid, what do you make sure you do? A list of dare questions over text is sure to provide you with hours of fun. Tell us what you would like to do at your bachelor party. 7. You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pick-up line. This can contain a dare, such as asking the other person what makes them happy about themselves. 9. I want to go to sleep, but Im not tired at all. Bring the whole room to life with "Simon Sez" more fun decades later and a total crowd pleaser! Just a little bit of kissing and biting. Google the dirtiest thing you can think of and show it to the person next to you. 23. Tell us the one s#x position you will never repeat in your life again. Do a sit-up for every sexual position you know. Perform a sexy erotic dance with a pole. Flirty truth or dare questions over text are a great way to keep the flame burning in a relationship, whether its new or old. Assuming you were a vampire, send a picture of you sucking the blood out of anyone around you. I will upload every week. 30. 13. Ive got the best dirty dares for you to send to your boyfriend or girlfriend. Allow your partner to touch your most sensitive parts for 2 minutes and dont get hard. Lets have a look! 8. Send a video of you trying to do a sexy dance move. Imitate 12 swimsuit calendar poses and send them my way. Send me the song that gets you the most turned on. Even though it might seem like a dull game to play via text, with this list of dares, youll have an unforgettable experience. 41. Perform a 3-minute standup comedy act. 28. Put on your naughtiest outfit and catwalk around the room; send me the video, 116. 6. If you are feeling a bit naughty and want to tease your crush, give them this dare and see what their answer would be. Send a video of you pleasuring yourself. Demonstrate to e how you will love to be cuddled.